So the thing I dig about Wrath of the Lich King…
I cannot wait for when my guild kills Arthas (and we will kill Arthas. We may not kill him until a week before the next expansion, but that asshole is dead) and Sylvanas comes in and takes his behind apart.
That just has to happen. They can’t go trotting him out in front of her and she’s not going to do anything. That’s not even right to do to a girl. She’s got to at least be able to yank his toenails out.
I seem to have a twitter.
You know, the usual.
But I feel like getting dressed up for Halloween.
So what does a nerd girl, a gore loving book geek par excellence decide to be on the one night of the year when she can be anything at all…
I’ll find the hair relaxer early…
So I am actually watching the VMAs because my love of pop culture knows no bounds (my musical taste could give someone a seizure, don’t ask).
1. Kanye West is the biggest fucking asshole I’ve ever seen in my entire life. He’s gone from showing up on TV and saying what were were all thinking anyway to being a parody of himself. Just stop, dude. Stop. That’s not even right. Or polite. And furthermore, go pick on someone who isn’t a 17 year-old-girl. How about you hop on stage for Eminem’s award and see if he doesn’t just punch you in the back of the head. Go yank a mic out of Jay-Z’s hand.
2. Beyonce handled that with an exceptional amount of grace and class. I will not stop my ridiculous adoration of Beysus.
3. Pink can sing live and hang upside. In the words of the immortal Rachel Pea, “Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl.”
4. I am utterly torn on the subject of Lady Gaga. I can’t tell if I find her charmingly insane or just plain distasteful. And if someone can tell my why she’s wearing the Slim Jim costume hat, I’d appreciate it.
Josh went to a wedding this weekend.
He came home with a ukulele.
He is learning to play it.
My life is so fucking weird all the time.
So, it’s 2am and it just started pouring.
I’m drying off on a towel.
That is all.