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Jolie: If you come out here I’m taking you running with me.
Jolie: Though its you so we can go strolling. But for five miles.
ben: cool
Jolie: We will be done in time to start again the next day…
ben: i was gonna say….i dont run
ben: -.-
Jolie: I will make you a deal.
Jolie: If you want it, you gotta catch it.
ben: i only gotta catch it once then
ben: just long enough to chain the weights to you
ben: ‘NOT SO QUICK NOW ARE YA”
Jolie: I’d make sure you didn’t catch it for five miles, though