So I am actually watching the VMAs because my love of pop culture knows no bounds (my musical taste could give someone a seizure, don’t ask).
1. Kanye West is the biggest fucking asshole I’ve ever seen in my entire life. He’s gone from showing up on TV and saying what were were all thinking anyway to being a parody of himself. Just stop, dude. Stop. That’s not even right. Or polite. And furthermore, go pick on someone who isn’t a 17 year-old-girl. How about you hop on stage for Eminem’s award and see if he doesn’t just punch you in the back of the head. Go yank a mic out of Jay-Z’s hand.
2. Beyonce handled that with an exceptional amount of grace and class. I will not stop my ridiculous adoration of Beysus.
3. Pink can sing live and hang upside. In the words of the immortal Rachel Pea, “Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl.”
4. I am utterly torn on the subject of Lady Gaga. I can’t tell if I find her charmingly insane or just plain distasteful. And if someone can tell my why she’s wearing the Slim Jim costume hat, I’d appreciate it.
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